Showing posts with label Jokes Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes Status. Show all posts

8 Dec 2013

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me marti hai.

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me
marti hai.
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Kyun k .
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ek baar maine usy kah diya tha k
Bina Sweater k tum katrina kaif
lagti ho  

sahi kiya na

santa talking on cell.

santa talking on cell.
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Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho. ??
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Santa: Biwi se…
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Banta: Itne… Pyaar se ??
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Santa: Teri hai na..

6 Dec 2013

Marrying your own girlfriend...

Marrying your own girlfriend is
called
love marriage
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And marrying somebody's
girlfriend is called- arrange marriage  

Boy : Wow ..

Boy : Wow ..
you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..
what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop

4 Dec 2013

School bus mein driver k peeche...

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha SANTA khud se batain kar raha tha...!!!

agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha..

agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
main 1 chira hota...hahaha....
agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
main chota sher hota...Hahaha...

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....?

PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota... 

3 Dec 2013

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho...

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho
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Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho
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Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho
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Haadsa:- Pata Chale K,
Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho..  

Hahaha Thoko Like 

In 3 idiots...

In 3 idiots,
Amir told that -

"wo
dekho gadha, pahle Engg kiya,
fir MBA karke bank me job kar rha hai"
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you remember
that?
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Peopler still doing that  

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola...

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar
pahuch
gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Mareez toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300
mein
le aaya...
Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked!!

2 Dec 2013

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me...

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
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Damad : Ye Kya majak hai sasur ji ?? .
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Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi.. 

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE....

Read at ur oen risk(u will like dis)
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind
your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due
love and respect each other. Then absolutely there
will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger
issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some
examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should
buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the
super market, when & where to go on vacation,
which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.
Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not
etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like whether America should attack Iran, whether
Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,
whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether
Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom
should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you
know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these
decisions".

6 Nov 2013

Garib ne tajmahal ....

Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko
dekha.
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Har minar ko dekha
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Har khidki ko dekha or
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bola-
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"Maa kasam sachchi
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Mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai. 

25 Sept 2013

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum .......

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga...
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool
jayen..  

6 Sept 2013

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.

Doctor ne usay office bulaya or kaha:
Tm ne os pagal ko pani k talaab se nikal kr ye sabit kiya k tm normal ho,
Lekin afsos k aj subha us ne rassi se latak kr khudkushi kar li.
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Pagal: Hahaha
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Wo tou . .
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Mene usy sookhany k liye latkaya tha..  

Teacher- Ladki aur ladke me kya fark hai?

Teacher- Ladki aur ladke me kya
fark hai?
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Chintu- Ladki 1saal me ek hi
bachche ki maa ban sakti hai.
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But
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Ladke 1 saal me 365 bachon ke
papa ban sakte hai......
Teachr shocks
Chintu Rocks 

Lady teacher to Pappu:

Lady teacher to Pappu:
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Woh kya hai jo cow k pas 4
aur mere pas 2 hai ??
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Pappu:"madam legs
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo tumhare pant
me hai aur mere paticoat me nahi..
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Pappu:"pocket !!
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo din me lene k
bajay raat ko bistar par lete hai
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pappu:"neend
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo ladki 1st time
karwane par chillati hai
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pappu:"kaan me chhed
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Mam:"wo kya hai jiske aadha jane par
dard hota hai par pura jane par accha
lagta hai
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pappu:"Hatho me kangan
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MAM:"Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to
haath mein pakad ke hilata hai aur
jiske paas na ho to ungli daal ke
hilata hai
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Pappu:"tooth brush !!
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Aap bhi Pappu ki tarah apni niyat
saaf rakkhe... Pappu rocks , teacher shocked \m/

Teacher:" physics ki definition batao

Teacher:" physics ki
definition
batao
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Papu:" puri nai ati akhiri
se thodi yaad hai
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Teacher:" sunao
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Papu:" and this is called
physics..
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Teacher shock...PAPU Rocks

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..
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Teacher:" Ye kya kiya hai ??

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Student:" Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehlejo aa raha ho wahi karna...

American :- "ye Kutub Minar kitne din me bana hai??

American :- "ye Kutub Minar kitne
din me bana hai??
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Indian :- "Ek mahine me,,
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American :- "yeh hamare Country
me to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai,,
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Thoda aage jane k baad phir
poocha,,
"Yeh Lal kila kitne din mein bana
hai??
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Indian :- "Sirf 2 weeks mein,,
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American :- "hamare Country
meinto 3 days mein ban jati hai,,
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Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh
american ne pucha,,
"Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani
hai??
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Indian :- "Pata nahi Kal shaam tak
to Nahin tha...
Indian Rocked American shocked

5 Sept 2013

Faadu Joke Ever.......

Faadu Joke Ever.......
Pappu ne "Live Radio Station"
call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station
hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar
sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri
behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo
Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai
haan :-|
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri
aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se
Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet
mein huu aur Paani khatam ho
gaya hai..

28 Aug 2013

Pogo Joke...

Pogo Joke...

“Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi
Tragedy Kya Thi.. ??
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Answer: “Pehle To Gabbar
NeThakur Ki Biwi ko Maar Diya
Aur Phir..
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Bechare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat
Diye....   

Jis Ko samajh Me Aaya...Thoko
'Like'

baki sab pogo dekho.. 

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