Lady teacher to Pappu:

Lady teacher to Pappu:
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Woh kya hai jo cow k pas 4
aur mere pas 2 hai ??
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Pappu:"madam legs
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo tumhare pant
me hai aur mere paticoat me nahi..
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Pappu:"pocket !!
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo din me lene k
bajay raat ko bistar par lete hai
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pappu:"neend
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Mam:"woh kya hai jo ladki 1st time
karwane par chillati hai
.
pappu:"kaan me chhed
.
Mam:"wo kya hai jiske aadha jane par
dard hota hai par pura jane par accha
lagta hai
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pappu:"Hatho me kangan
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MAM:"Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to
haath mein pakad ke hilata hai aur
jiske paas na ho to ungli daal ke
hilata hai
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Pappu:"tooth brush !!
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Aap bhi Pappu ki tarah apni niyat
saaf rakkhe... Pappu rocks , teacher shocked \m/