"I AM PREGNANT"

 "I AM PREGNANT" she TOLD her MAN... he SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and said"CORRECTION
MY LOVE we ARE pregnant. FOR
that CHILD in YOUR womb is HALF of ME
and HALF of YOU; and I
will NOT let YOU go THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone... I may NOT carry OUR child BUT i WILL
carry YOU and OUR child IN my HEART and CARE. I WILL be THE
best FATHER to OUR child...
WE are PREGNANT!"
Now that's a REAL MAN.!
TRUE or FALSE?

Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye

Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye
Car ka Darwa'za
Kholay,
Tou...
Samajh Jao ke...
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Ya to Car Nayi Hai,,
Ya
Wife Nayi Hai,
Ya
phir....
Wife 'Nahi' hai

Husband : I found ....

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. 

Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ??

Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. 

Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much..
Did he do that ??

Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.