santa talking on cell.

santa talking on cell.
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Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho. ??
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Santa: Biwi se…
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Banta: Itne… Pyaar se ??
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Santa: Teri hai na..

School bus mein driver k peeche...

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha SANTA khud se batain kar raha tha...!!!

agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha..

agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
main 1 chira hota...hahaha....
agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
main chota sher hota...Hahaha...

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....?

PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota... 

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha

 Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 

1 Ladki Boli -STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. 
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali ,
Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ... 

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears....

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta: Oye, What Are You Doing?
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Santa: Oye Don't Disturb.. 
I'm Listening To ROCK Music! 

SANTA 2 Pappu

SANTA 2 Pappu- Aaj kal kucch zyada hi bachche
judwa kyo paida ho rahe hai ? 
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PAPPU -Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke ...

bachche akele aane se darte hai...

Santa opened a Fb A/C,...............

Santa opened a Fb A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,

he was confused about what he can write on 'Wall'
After deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai....

During an argument, SANTA told his WIFE,

During an argument, SANTA told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" 

The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in front of their car.

The WIFE tells SANTA, "Sweetheart, be careful. Your sister is crossing the road." 

A True Fact ...

A True Fact ... 

People Smoke And Drink For A Few Days
& Get Addicted To It..

Look at us,
We R Studying Since Birth. 

But Still We R Not Addicted To Studying

That's Called Self Control..