School bus mein driver k peeche...

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha SANTA khud se batain kar raha tha...!!!

agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha..

agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
main 1 chira hota...hahaha....
agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
main chota sher hota...Hahaha...

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....?

PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota...