Showing posts with label Student Status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student Status. Show all posts

10 Dec 2013

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnaam hai...

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam
se badnaam
hai...
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warna
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takleef to subse zyada padhai hi
deti
hai...
Students Thoko Like..

3 Dec 2013

TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE...

TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE...
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A First Bench Student Knows the Answer of
Every Problem . .
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But Last Bench Students Knows how to Face Every Problem .

6 Nov 2013

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha

 Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 

1 Ladki Boli -STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. 
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali ,
Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ... 

17 Sept 2013

The awsm line of school days.....

The awsm line of school days
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Oye tune bhi homework ni kiya
chal acha hai sath
me bhar niklenge dono
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Agree students??

11 Sept 2013

Teacher in exam

Teacher in exam :- Udas kyun ho??
Kya pen, pencil, roll no. bhul gye....!!
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Student:- Dimag khrab mat kr yha main galat
subject padhke aa gya, tuje
pen pencil ki padi hai....!!

6 Sept 2013

FIRE ko AAG kehte he .

FIRE ko AAG kehte he
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COBRA ko NAAG kahte he
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GARDEN ko BAAG kahte hai
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Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare
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Use student ka DIMAG kahte Hai!

Mil gya kamina............

Mil gya kamina
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"HENRY MISHEL-AMERICAN"
was the fist person who invent
the "EXAMS"
Forward to all students..
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kaminey ne zindagi ka maza
kharab
kar diya...
1 like = 100 slap

2 studnts cheating karne hi wale...........

2 studnts cheating karne hi
wale
the ke Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya pucha ?
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Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka
capital kya hai.
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya.?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko danta
tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai
mgr ab na “TOKYO”
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Students & Friend-ship Rocks

2 Sept 2013

Life Of Student:

Life Of Student:
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PC hai Net Nhi...
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ATM hai Paise Nhi..
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Cell Hai Balance Nhi..
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Frnd hai Girl Frnd Nhi..
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Exam hai Tension Nhi..
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Padhna hai MOOD Nhi...
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Agree Guys ?? = then Hit LIKE fast...

1 Sept 2013

::Fees maafi k liye application::

::Fees maafi k liye application::

To,
The Principal
Z High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.

100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to apk sath b chakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he: Meri fees maaf ya Apk raaz ka
pardaafaash!!

Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend..

28 Aug 2013

How Many Likes For This Line...??? .

How Many Likes For This Line...???
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"Abe Ek Line bata de, Fir to mai 3 page bhar hi doonga..    

26 Aug 2013

Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi Hota...!

"Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi
Hota...!
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Toh . .
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. Maa Kasam college Me Topper
Hota.....!!!!!

classroom is not a place to sleep

classroom is not a place to
sleep
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Then home is also not a place
to study   

Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..

Teacher- Isko Hindi me
translate karo..
Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful
Girl is standing there..
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student : Wo Dekho saalo ,
Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai...

21 Aug 2013

The Best “Oopss!” Moment Of COLLEGE Life… . . . . . . . . . . .

The Best “Oopss!”
Moment Of COLLEGE Life…
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When The Teacher Is Looking
For Someone To Answer The Question
& You Accidentally Make An Eye-
Contact!!  

19 Aug 2013

Finally, we broke up ….!! . . . . . .

Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!

18 Aug 2013

Dear principal . . . . . . . .

Dear principal
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U can change ur rules but cant change our attitude

Hum toh bunk kr k hi rhenge

AGREE STUDENTS

Exam fever . . .

Exam fever
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kal rat mere sapne me aayi ek 'Pari'
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kal rat mere sapne me aayi ek 'Pari'
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or boli
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All qes. are Compulsory 
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Sali luchi 'Pari'   
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Kitabein sabse achhi dost hoti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kitabein sabse achhi dost hoti hai...
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.<(',')> ) ) _//_
bhagwan hi jaane kiski..... 

Raat ko padhte padhte ek khayal aaya, .. . .. .

Raat ko padhte padhte ek khayal aaya,
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Uthaya pen aur paper, Aur ek nayi equation banai
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Bed + razai = bhaad me jaye padhai,

HaHaHa  

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