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13 Dec 2013

What are you asking God for before the end of the year ?

What are you asking God for
before the end of the year ?
1. Child
2. CAR
3. Wife
4. House
5. Good health
6. Marriage partner
7. Money
8. Husband
9. Love
10. Success in everything
11. Promotion at work
12. Relief from sickness
13. Everlasting life
14. Job
15. Admission
16. Salvation
17. Others [specify]
Don’t be shy, just say it and in
Jesus’ name you will receive it.
Remember the word of God says that ask
and shall be given!!
Please share for others to benefit from this.
Just comment with numbers.

25 Sept 2013

Rape karne walo ko,.......

Rape karne walo ko..
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Phasi nahi deni chahiye
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Unko jinda sher ke pinjare me
daal dena
chaiye.
Janwaro ko janwar hi maare to
accha hoga.
Agree ?    

6 Sept 2013

Whatsapp ek masti hai....

   
Whatsapp ek masti hai

Call se sasti hai

Neend ko udati hai

Khoon ko badati hai

Dimag ko pakati hai

Par kuch bhi ho

ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
Ek shayari Whatsapp k liye...

Awsm read this:

Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota,

khwabon me koi aur nahi hota,

library me koi shor nahi hota,

sawan me aajkal 'mor' nahi hota,

dhandhe me koi 100% pure nahi hota,

Par ek baat ki guarantee hai...

WHATSAPP pe
jo raheta hai woh

life me kabhi bore nahi hote..

Thoko like whtsapp ke liye.... 

 ßranded kaMinA 

This will b in future for sure!!

This will b in future for sure!! 

Hey Grand mom how daddy 
looked when he was kid?? 

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Grand Mom: Wait a minute Let Me Login To Facebook...

26 Aug 2013

It's easy to Deactivate account,

It's easy to Deactivate
account,

Unfriend someone,

Delete a number,

Ignore a call...

But...

Moving on and erasing
that person from your
heart seems impossible. . . 

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.

18 Aug 2013

Badti Piyaz Ki Kimto Ke Hisab Se Jaldi Hi Filmo Ke Dialogue Es Tarha Ke Honge..

Badti Piyaz Ki Kimto Ke
Hisab Se
Jaldi Hi Filmo Ke Dialogue Es
Tarha Ke Honge..
Mere Karan Arjun Aayege
Aur 2 Kilo Pyaz Layege.........
Ye Dhai Kilo Piyaz Jab
Aadmi Leta Hae Na
To Aadmi Uthta Nahi Uth
Jata Hae....
Mere Pass Bangla Hae Gaadi
Hae Bank Balance Hae
Tumhare Pass Kya Hae...
Mere Pass Piyaz Hae........
Jinke Ghar Piyaz Ka Salaad
Hota Hae
Wo Batti Bujha Kar Khana
Khate Hae....
Cinoye Seth Piyaz Baccho Ke
Khelne Ki Chiz
Nahi Hoti....
Me Aaj Bhi Fekhe Huwe
Paise Nahi Uthata
Piyaz Hoto Alag Baat Hae....
Lagta Hae Sabji Mandi Me
Naye Aaye Ho Sahaab
sara shahar Mujhe Piyaz Ke
Naam Se Jaanta Hae....
11 Rajiyo Ki Sarkar Mujhe
Dundh Rahi Hae
Par Piyaz Ko Kharidna
Muskil Hi Nahi
Namumkin Hae............
Ye Piyaz Mujhe De De

Doodh mango ge toh Kheer denge, Pyaaz maangoge toh . . . . . . .

Doodh mango ge toh Kheer denge, Pyaaz
maangoge toh
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Ro denge yaar.
Mere paas khud nahi hai. 

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