True lines

True lines
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Ladkiya hmesha usse pyaar karti
hai,
jo unhe chhor deta hai,
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Aur use chhor deti hai, jo unse
pyaar karta hai..
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Agree ??
commet yas or no..

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called
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Girl's face...
Girls like thok do, Aapke make up ki tareef kar raha hoon
yaar ... 

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me marti hai.

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me
marti hai.
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Kyun k .
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ek baar maine usy kah diya tha k
Bina Sweater k tum katrina kaif
lagti ho  

sahi kiya na

Sum Facts about Guys

Sum Facts about Guys:
When a guy calls you,he wants to be with you....
When a guy is quiet,he's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,he realizes he's wrong.
When a guy says, "I'm fine," actually he's not, he
needs u.
When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would
care about him and wonders if you do.
When a guy calls/texts/ comments you everyday,
he is in love with you.
When a guy tells you he loves you, he really means
it.
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's
with you until you're done.
When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more
than you could have ever missed him or anything
else...!!
When a guy Crys 4 u, It means he Loves u like a
god...!!
Finally, When a guy says, "Dont Leave me" it
means U mean alot to him....
~So understand ur man, give him love & dont ever
let him go~
Thumbs up if you LIKE

Marrying your own girlfriend...

Marrying your own girlfriend is
called
love marriage
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And marrying somebody's
girlfriend is called- arrange marriage  

Boy : Wow ..

Boy : Wow ..
you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..
what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop

Girl : What are you doing ?

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : total 5 (3 females, 2 male)
Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near
beer..

Dear girls.....

Dear girls.....
 You are
 Beautiful... ..;;)
 Don't harm Yourself for a
 Guy who goes
 only for Your Looks...♥♥
 You are your Father's Doll
 and Mamma's
 Princess ....
 So don't let Somebody
 make you feel
 Low and Down... ...
 The way you Smile... The
 way You have
 Twinkle In your Eyes... *_*
 The way you Cheer up Your
 Family and
 Friends.... And the way You
 Care....
 Is all What makes You
 Beautiful Little
 Angels...!

Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys...

Most of the girls don't like to help
Unknown Boys-
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All boys r alwys there 2 help Any
Unknown Girl
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Moral: Boys are very kind than girls...
AGREE ??

In Every Love Story, Sister Support Brother....

In Every Love Story, Sister
Support Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister........
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What
Love Is
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Brother Knows What Boys Are. 

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS...

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me..............!!!
Agree ??

Dedicated To Girls...

 Dedicated To Girls...

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 "Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko Ye hi

 Samjhate

 Hain Ki -

 Beta Yeh Tumhara Ghar Nhi,

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 Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara

 SasuraalHai , Tum to

 yahan

 mehman ho....

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 mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata

 hai kya ?

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 jaago ladkiyo jaago

Boy teasing a girl......

Boy teasing a girl: Ae chalti
kya?
Gal : Kaha?
Boy : Wherever u say...
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Gal : Ok lets go
shoppng. . . .
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Boy : Kasam se didi aapke
sath to na mazak karna bhi gunah
hai.  

2 Type ki gals k piche mat bhag0..

2 Type ki gals k piche mat bhag0..
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1) jiske piche mai hu..
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kyuki w0 tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi h00n
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w0 mujse nahi pati t0 tumse kya Ghanta pategi
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Jalebi ko Female............

Jalebi ko Female Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti
par hoti bhut SWEET hai  

Dear Girls........

Dear Girls..........
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Jaise 'I love you' bolne se
koi ladki girlfriend nahi ban jaati...
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Waise hi 'bhai' bolne se koi ladka
aapka bhai nahi banega...
Hahaha Thoko Like...  

Heart touching story must read :))

Heart touching story must
read :))
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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka
BIRTHDAY tha,
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Boy was not in that city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for
his girlfriend.
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He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum
ho gyi ho,
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While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse acha
customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu,
So he gave 30 instead of20,
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Aur aaj tak ladka nahi
samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP
kyu hua

Ek bar God ek ladke pe khush hokar bola-

Ek bar God ek ladke pe khush hokar bola- "Bol tujhe kya chahiye..?"
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Boy- "ek sundar si ladki..."
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God- "bol tu agar muslim hai to tujhe katrina de du.......
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...... Agar hindu hai to tujhe "shraddha kapoor" de du......
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......bol agar tu eesai hai to tujhe "jenelia" de du.....
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bol beta tera naam kya hai? "
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Boy- "mohammad suresh disuza"........
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God- "rakhi savant de sale ko.. Sala over acting kar raha hai......."
    
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Depression of a single boy- .

Depression of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyalty test hi
karwa le,

Kam se kam 5 din k liye koi to milegi.  

Bezzati: Beech Bazar . .

Bezzati: Beech Bazar
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Boyfriend:- yr ye petrol fr
se mehnga ho
gya...!!
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Girlfriend:- Chahe jitna bhi
mehnga ho
jaye tu dalwaega 20 ka hi...!!