Ek bar God ek ladke pe khush hokar bola-

Ek bar God ek ladke pe khush hokar bola- "Bol tujhe kya chahiye..?"
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Boy- "ek sundar si ladki..."
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God- "bol tu agar muslim hai to tujhe katrina de du.......
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...... Agar hindu hai to tujhe "shraddha kapoor" de du......
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......bol agar tu eesai hai to tujhe "jenelia" de du.....
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bol beta tera naam kya hai? "
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Boy- "mohammad suresh disuza"........
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God- "rakhi savant de sale ko.. Sala over acting kar raha hai......."
    
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