Two girls are traveling in a train...

Two girls are traveling in a train...

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:

JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!