I love education..

I love education
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But without examination. :P 

Tum Hi Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
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Yani k saray Fasaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
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Main to masoom hon..

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnaam hai...

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam
se badnaam
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warna
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takleef to subse zyada padhai hi
deti
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Students Thoko Like..

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called
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Girl's face...
Girls like thok do, Aapke make up ki tareef kar raha hoon
yaar ... 

Congress ne Banaya Public ko 5 Saal se ullu..

Congress ne Banaya Public ko 5 Saal se ullu..
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aur ab public de ri h Congress ko Babaji ka thullu........

Facebook Saves Life

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!!
A depressed college Student went to Railway Track
for Suicide ..
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Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came
out of the track and Said
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"Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die" 

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho...

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho
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Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho
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Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho
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Haadsa:- Pata Chale K,
Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho..  

Hahaha Thoko Like 

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola...

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar
pahuch
gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Mareez toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300
mein
le aaya...
Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked!!

"Every day "

"Every day "
" Every time "
" Every where"
"I may not be with you...!!!
But
" My thinking ..!!!
" My care ..!!!
" My msg's ..!!!
" My prayers..!!!
" My love..!!! &
" My lovely wishes are "always " with
you "...♥♥♥

Ek tha Raja Ek thi Rani...

Ek tha Raja
Ek thi Rani
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond
rahayho??? Bola na kahani
khatam.
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THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE....

Read at ur oen risk(u will like dis)
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind
your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due
love and respect each other. Then absolutely there
will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger
issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some
examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should
buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the
super market, when & where to go on vacation,
which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.
Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not
etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like whether America should attack Iran, whether
Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,
whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether
Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom
should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you
know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these
decisions".

Garib ne tajmahal ....

Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko
dekha.
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Har minar ko dekha
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Har khidki ko dekha or
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bola-
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"Maa kasam sachchi
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Mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai. 

Mobile kya hota h?

Mobile kya hota h?
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Jawab talash kar rahe ho kya?
Ye hath me kya samosa Pakde ho
allah Kese kese Namune h, Are yehi mobile hota h.

Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??

Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??
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Pappu:"Yo Mom Its Fashion
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Maa:"Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri
Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai or Tujhe Pasand
Kar Jate
hai...

Neechay sach likha hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Neechay sach likha hai
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upar Jhoot likha tha..  

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.

Mom: lets practice math ok.. ??

Mom: lets practice math ok.. ??
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7 yr old kid: ok….
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Mom: lets start wid addition……

if ur gf
gave u 2 dairy milk n 2 ice crm…

Whts ur ans…??
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Kid: luv u janoooo..

Great Confusion:

Great Confusion:
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Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
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Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
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Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?

Make a girl smile...

 Make a girl smie...
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine or
sexy)
2. Hold her hand at any moment....evn if
its jst for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice msg to wake up to.
5. Always tell
her u love her evry second
of the day.
6. Whn she is upset, hold her tight n tell
her how much she means to u.
7. Recognize the small things....thy
usually mean the most. 8. Sing to her no matter
how horrible ur
voice is
9. Pick her ovr all the othr girls u hang
out with.
10. Write her notes. (she loves thm)
11. Introduce her to family n friends....as ur
girlfriend.
12. Play with her hair.
13. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-
wrestle with her.
14. Sit in the park n jst talk to her.
15. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or
jst tell her jokes.
16. Throw pebbles at her window in the
middle of the night...jst bcoz u missed
her.
17. Let her fall asleep in ur arms.
18. Carve ur names into a tree. 19. If she's mad at
u, kiss her.
20. Give her piggyback rides.
21. Bring for her flowers jst because.
22. Treat her the same around ur friends
as u do whn ur alone.
23. Look her in the eyes n smile. 24. Let her take
as many pictures of u as
she wants.
25. Slow dance with her, evn if there isn't
any music playing.
26. If ur in love with her......tell her.

Pappu & Golu Pani Pine Gaye,

Pappu & Golu Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Hua Tha.
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Pappu Shocked- Abe Iska To Muh hi
Band Hai.
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Golu - Ha Yaar Sahi Kaha.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai Saala..