Your FB Status: December 2013

30 Dec 2013

Balance Transfer Trick For All Network

Welcome back to our Blog Your FB Status. As you Know here you Finds Tips and Tricks so Today we will Give you Balance Transfer Trick For All Network.

1. Airtel Balance Transfer -

*141#and follow the instruction steps
or
*141*1*Amount*Mobile Number#

2. Tata Docomo Balance Transfer -

SMS “BT Mobile Number Amount”and send it to54321
[eg: BT 72078XXXXX 50]
To reverse the Amount a Member needs to type “RBT Transaction ID” and send it to54321

3. Idea Balance Transfer -

Dial *567* friend mobile number*amount# [eg:*567 *9092XXXXXX*50#] Finish......
Terms and Conditions: You Will Be Charged Rs/- 2 For this Method.

4. BSNL Prepaid Balance Transfer -

SMS "GIFT friend Bsnl number amount" to 53733 or 53738 [eg: GIFT 949XXXXXXX50]
Terms and Conditions apply.

5. Vodafone Balance Transfer

Dial*131*Amount *friend vodafone mobile no# [eg: *131*50*9052XXXXXX#]
Terms and conditions: Charges
Rs.1/- for balance transfer

6. Uninor Balance Transfer -

Dial*202*friend mobile number*amount# [eg: *202*962XXXXXXX*50#]
Finish your amount has been transferred.
Terms and Conditions: Minimum
balance should be
rs.5/-

7. Reliance GSM Balance Transfer -

Dial*367*3#then enter*312*3#and Mobile Number Enter the Amount You want to Transfer
Enter the Pin no,
Default Pin no is 1
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Enjoy guys and Drop your Precious comment below, we would be happy to help you.
Regard,
Your FB Status

Error 404 & HTTP Status Codes List

The 404 or Not Found error message is a HTTP standard response code indicating that the client was able to communicate with the server, but the server could not find what was requested.

The web site hosting server will typically generate a "404 Not Found" web page when a user attempts to follow a broken or dead link; hence the 404 error is one of the most recognizable errors users can find on the web.

Another HTTP status codes list
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100 - Continue
101 - Switching Protocols
102 - Processing (WebDAV; RFC 2518)
200 - OK
201 - Created
202 - Accepted
203 - Non-Authoritative Information (since HTTP/1.1)
204 - No Content
205 - Reset Content
206 - Partial Content
207 - Multi-Status (WebDAV; RFC 4918)
208 - Already Reported (WebDAV; RFC 5842)
226 - IM Used (RFC 3229)
300 - Multiple Choices
301 - Moved Permanently
302 - Found
303 - See Other (since HTTP/1.1)
304 - Not Modified
305 - Use Proxy (since HTTP/1.1)
306 - Switch Proxy
307 - Temporary Redirect (since HTTP/1.1)
308 - Permanent Redirect (approved as experimental RFC)[12]
400 - Bad Request
401 - Unauthorized
402 - Payment Required
403 - Forbidden
404 - Not Found
405 - Method Not Allowed
406 - Not Acceptable
407 - Proxy Authentication Required
408 - Request Timeout
409 - Conflict
410 - Gone
411 - Length Required
412 - Precondition Failed
413 - Request Entity Too Large
414 - Request-URI Too Long
415 - Unsupported Media Type
416 - Requested Range Not Satisfiable
417 - Expectation Failed
418 - I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
419 - Authentication Timeout (not in RFC 2616)
420 - Method Failure (Spring Framework)
420 - Enhance Your Calm (Twitter)
422 - Unprocessable Entity (WebDAV; RFC 4918)
423 - Locked (WebDAV; RFC 4918)
424 - Failed Dependency (WebDAV; RFC 4918)
424 - Method Failure (WebDAV)[14]
425 - Unordered Collection (Internet draft)
426 - Upgrade Required (RFC 2817)
428 - Precondition Required (RFC 6585)
429 - Too Many Requests (RFC 6585)
431 - Request Header Fields Too Large (RFC 6585)
440 - Login Timeout
444 - No Response (Nginx)
449 - Retry With (Microsoft)
450 - Blocked by Windows Parental Controls (Microsoft)
451 - Unavailable For Legal Reasons (Internet draft)
451 - Redirect (Microsoft)
494 - Request Header Too Large (Nginx)
495 - Cert Error (Nginx)
496 - No Cert (Nginx)
497 - HTTP to HTTPS (Nginx)
499 - Client Closed Request (Nginx)
500 - Internal Server Error
501 - Not Implemented
502 - Bad Gateway
503 - Service Unavailable
504 - Gateway Timeout
505 - HTTP Version Not Supported
506 - Variant Also Negotiates (RFC 2295)
507 - Insufficient Storage (WebDAV; RFC 4918)
508 - Loop Detected (WebDAV; RFC 5842)
509 - Bandwidth Limit Exceeded (Apache bw/limited extension)
510 - Not Extended (RFC 2774)
511 - Network Authentication Required (RFC 6585)
522 - Connection timed out
524 - A timeout occurred
598 - Network read timeout error (Unknown)
599 - Network connect timeout error (Unknown)

29 Dec 2013

Create Single Name Facebook ID From Mobile

Welcome Back to our Blog Your FB Status. Today we give you a Trick to Create Single Name ID for Facebook From mobile.

STEPS :-
1) Open the id which u want to create single name.

2) Now go to UC BROWSER SETTINGS > NETWORK > PORT.

3) Enable the Port Option.

4) Now put this 219.83.100.195:8080 in the port.

5) Now in down there will be a box for inserting DOMAIN.

6) Insert m.facebook.com in domain box n then SAVE the whole settings.

7) now go back to your Facebook id.

8) Facebook will now run slowly.!
go to account settings.

9) Change Language To BAHASA INDONESIA.

10) Now Go to Name change, remove the last name & SAVE it.!

11) Its DONE NOW!
U will have your First name only.!

12) After all these, remove the proxy and change the language back to English(US).

Drop your Precious comment about this Trick Below we will happy to help you.

Thank You,
Your Fb status

Accept/Decline All Facebook Friend Requests at Once

Follow these steps carefully to manage all your pending Facebook Friend requests at once.

1. Login to your Facebook account.

2. Go to Friend Request page by visiting http://facebook.com/friends/edit/?sk=requests

3. Once you get to the Page showing all the Pending Friends Request, Clear the URL in your address bar and Paste any of the Code below to either Accept all or Decline all your pending requests.:-

*To Accept all, Paste this Code into your Browser, Then Hit the Enter button>>

javascript:for(i=1;ilt;document.getElementsByName("actions[accept]").length;i
){document.getElementsByName("actions[accept]")[i].click();}void(0);

*To Decline all, Paste this Code into your Browser, Then Hit the Enter button>>

javascript:for(i=1;ilt;document.getElementsByName("actions[hide]").length;i
){document.getElementsByName("actions[hide]")[i].click();}void(0);

Thats it, Enjoy!!!

Note:-Whenever you Paste any of the above Code into your Browser, The Browser automatically Stripe out or Remove the java script code from the Browser, You've to Type it in front of the Code before hitting the Enter Button.

16 Dec 2013

Kash Zndagi Ki Raaho Mein Ishq Mile....

Kash Zndagi Ki Raaho Mein Ishq
Mile....
Is Be-Dard Zamane Se Kuch Na
Mile....
Hum Afsos Kyun Kare K Koi Humen Na
Mila.....
Afsos To Woh Kare Jissy Hum Na Mile!!!!!

If you've never lost your mind,

If you've never lost your mind, then you've never followed your heart.

15 Dec 2013

Tum Hi Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
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Yani k saray Fasaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
('-')
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..

13 Dec 2013

Research Says That:

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him OrNot.
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But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
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1st Second: Kya Ladki HaiYaar
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2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
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3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya..

Facebook was founded in 2004 by "Mark Zuckerberg"

Facebook was founded in 2004
by "Mark Zuckerberg"
When did you join Facebook?
2004
2005
2006
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
Let's know the oldest
Facebookers
Me 2011.
Whats yours...

112 ways to say... I LOVE YOU

112 ways to say... I LOVE YOU

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hÃ¢ld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

DARKNESS IN SOUTH AFRICA

Nelson Mandela, the former South African president whose stubborn defiance survived 27 years in prison and led to the dismantling of the country's racist and brutal apartheid system, has died. Mandela was 95 years old.
South Africa's president says Nelson Mandela has died at age 95. Jacob Zuma says "We've lost our greatest son," South African President Jacob Zuma said in announcing Mandela's death.
Mandela had a number of issues with his health in recent years including repeated hospitalizations with a chronic lung infection. Mandela had been listed in "serious but stable condition" after entering the hospital in June before returning to home to receive continued medical care.
Show your respect by typing RIP

My name is John...

My name is John.
I had a best friend by name Michael.

Our friendship was stronger than that of brothers, we schooled, ate, played and did everything together and our parents were so proud of us we always stood and fought for each other whenever trouble arose and 'happiness' was our best friend cos we were always happy.
One day, I took a woman and decided to marry not knowing that.............
As time went on, we got busy planning for our wedding and my best friend was so happy for me, just like I was also wishing him to find his own partner formarriage so that he wouldn't feel solonely after I get married to my wife.
Few weeks to our wedding, Michael visited me but met my absence. My wife-to-be was at home and Michael was not so relaxedwithout me but I asked him to wait at my house until I returned.
To my surprise, I got home and he wasn't there, only for my wife to tell me that my best friend was trying to rape her. I believed her bcos I loved her so much and this got me so mad.
Quickly, I drove down to Michael's house and before he could say a word, I hit him with a bottle of flower pot which he sustained a serious brain injuryand he got admitted at the hospital.
On going back to my house, I heard my wife speaking on the phone,"Don't worry Joyce,he believed everything I told him and I'm sure they're already fighting now". Joyce was a girl that was dying to have Michael back in our school days but he didn't want to date her so thatour friendship wont be jeopardized.
She was surprised when she ended the call only to see me behind her.
I rushed out without saying a word, running and hoping my best friend forgives me but it all went tragic when the doctors told me he died after a brain surgery. I weep everyday I wake up and I feel like killing myself. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID????
>This is what happens, the devil brings spirits of confusion whenever he sees us happy and we fail to realize this.
#Now I DECLARE to someone reading this, any spirit of confusion in your life/family, be destroyed in Jesus Christ powerful name I pray, AMEN!!
Please don't scroll down without typing "AMEN" to this and SHARE for others to read.

True lines

True lines
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Ladkiya hmesha usse pyaar karti
hai,
jo unhe chhor deta hai,
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Aur use chhor deti hai, jo unse
pyaar karta hai..
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Agree ??
commet yas or no..

That awesome moment

That awesome moment
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when u r telling a lie n u r best friend
notices that n join's u !!

Freezing in cold

Freezing in cold.... Somebody plz cuddle me or set me on fire.. Either will be fine

What are you asking God for before the end of the year ?

What are you asking God for
before the end of the year ?
1. Child
2. CAR
3. Wife
4. House
5. Good health
6. Marriage partner
7. Money
8. Husband
9. Love
10. Success in everything
11. Promotion at work
12. Relief from sickness
13. Everlasting life
14. Job
15. Admission
16. Salvation
17. Others [specify]
Don’t be shy, just say it and in
Jesus’ name you will receive it.
Remember the word of God says that ask
and shall be given!!
Please share for others to benefit from this.
Just comment with numbers.

"I AM PREGNANT"

"I AM PREGNANT" she TOLD her MAN... he SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and said"CORRECTION
MY LOVE we ARE pregnant. FOR
that CHILD in YOUR womb is HALF of ME
and HALF of YOU; and I
will NOT let YOU go THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone... I may NOT carry OUR child BUT i WILL
carry YOU and OUR child IN my HEART and CARE. I WILL be THE
best FATHER to OUR child...
WE are PREGNANT!"
Now that's a REAL MAN.!
TRUE or FALSE?

11 Dec 2013

Heart Touching Inspirational Story

Heart Touching Inspirational Story :-

A 9 year old boy went to an ICE CREAM parlour.

Waiter: What do you want?

Boy: How much a ICE CREAM Cone costs?

Waiter: Rs.15/-

Then the BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone?

Irritated Waiter angrily said: Rs.12/-

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes. The boy had left Rs.3 as a TIP for him.

Moral:"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE"

That's LIFE

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10 Dec 2013

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnaam hai...

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam
se badnaam
hai...
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warna
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takleef to subse zyada padhai hi
deti
hai...
Students Thoko Like..

Real Love

Real Love Is Not Based On
Romance, Candle Light Dinner &
Walks Along The Beach .

In fact LOVE Is Based On RESPECT,
COMPROMISE, CARE,
&
TRUST....!!

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called
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Girl's face...
Girls like thok do, Aapke make up ki tareef kar raha hoon
yaar ...

Life is so unfair sometimes

Life is so unfair sometimes...
You put someone 1st, who puts u 2nd...
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You study too hard for finals and only get a B,
when you deserve A...
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You are there for your best friend at 3 am when
they need you the most and next day they won't
pick up your call...
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You give 100% in a relationship and get 40% in
return...
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U care so much about someone who doesn't care
enough about you to say hi once in a while...
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You give someone your time and they give you
sorry, I'm busy...
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It seems like you are giving everyone everything
and they are just walking away with it...
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Sad but so True.. DON'T EXPECT..!

8 Dec 2013

I TRUST YOU

I TRUST YOU
is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU
Bcoz
u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person
whom u trust…!!!
Comment "So True" if you agree

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me marti hai.

Woh bechari aaj bhi thand me
marti hai.
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Kyun k .
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ek baar maine usy kah diya tha k
Bina Sweater k tum katrina kaif
lagti ho

sahi kiya na

Whenever I Get Online.

Whenever I Get Online..
I Open Up Ur Profile...
Continuously Keep Staring At Ur
Pics...
Though Ur Not there In My
Life.... But Always Be In My Mind, Heart
And
Wishes... Being The Only One I
Always Miss ♥

Congress ne Banaya Public ko 5 Saal se ullu..

Congress ne Banaya Public ko 5 Saal se ullu..
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aur ab public de ri h Congress ko Babaji ka thullu........

The Most Touching Lines About School and College Life . .

The Most Touching Lines About School
and College Life
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we came with a fear of not
knowing anybody..........
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but we will go with tears after knowing
everybody.

Facebook Saves Life

!!..Facebook Saves Life..!!
A depressed college Student went to Railway Track
for Suicide ..
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Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came
out of the track and Said
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"Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook
that Im Gonna Die"

Sum Facts about Guys

Sum Facts about Guys:
When a guy calls you,he wants to be with you....
When a guy is quiet,he's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,he realizes he's wrong.
When a guy says, "I'm fine," actually he's not, he
needs u.
When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would
care about him and wonders if you do.
When a guy calls/texts/ comments you everyday,
he is in love with you.
When a guy tells you he loves you, he really means
it.
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's
with you until you're done.
When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more
than you could have ever missed him or anything
else...!!
When a guy Crys 4 u, It means he Loves u like a
god...!!
Finally, When a guy says, "Dont Leave me" it
means U mean alot to him....
~So understand ur man, give him love & dont ever
let him go~
Thumbs up if you LIKE

santa talking on cell.

santa talking on cell.
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Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho. ??
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Santa: Biwi se…
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Banta: Itne… Pyaar se ??
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Santa: Teri hai na..

TRUE LOVE..

TRUE LOVE Means:
To FEEL someone in every
HEARTBEAT,..
To FIND someone in every
THOUGHT,
To SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
And to MISS someone without any reason....

7 Dec 2013

Facebook Page Basic Tips

Welcome to our Blog. Today we are giving you Basic tips to Start your own Facebook Page for your company, brand, service, product, or entertainment.

Basic Tips for Starting Your Facebook Page -

Starting a Facebook page is as easy as going to www.facebook.com/pages and following the steps. However there are some things you want to consider before you do so:

Here are 10 tips you can use to run a successful Facebook Page :

1. Create a Page: If you already have your own Facebook profile all you have to do is go to www.facebook.com/pages and click on “create a page”. Only if you are not registered to Facebook yet, you can create a business account. Having both personal and business accounts is denied by Facebook rules. For those who do not have a personal profile having a business account has two main benefits:

Facebook Page Permanent Admin Trick

Welcome Back to our Blog Your Fb Status. Now a days it is difficult to get rid off Hackers who hack your pages and will give you lots of trouble. Today we will show you how to secure Facebook Pages with Permanent Admin Trick.

Permanent Admin Trick

Now secure your pages.....

Steps To Be Followed :

1) Create a new email.

2) Create a Facebook account with that email.

3) Now Go change the privacy to only friends can search
me through email.

6 Dec 2013

Marrying your own girlfriend...

Marrying your own girlfriend is
called
love marriage
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And marrying somebody's
girlfriend is called- arrange marriage

Boy : Wow ..

Boy : Wow ..
you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..
what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop

Girl : What are you doing ?

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : total 5 (3 females, 2 male)
Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near
beer..

4 Dec 2013

School bus mein driver k peeche...

School bus mein driver k peeche
betha SANTA khud se batain kar raha tha...!!!

agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota
to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha..

agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
main 1 chira hota...hahaha....
agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
main chota sher hota...Hahaha...

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur
baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....?

PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota...

Dear girls.....

Dear girls.....
You are
Beautiful... ..;;)
Don't harm Yourself for a
Guy who goes
only for Your Looks...♥♥
You are your Father's Doll
and Mamma's
Princess ....
So don't let Somebody
make you feel
Low and Down... ...
The way you Smile... The
way You have
Twinkle In your Eyes... *_*
The way you Cheer up Your
Family and
Friends.... And the way You
Care....
Is all What makes You
Beautiful Little
Angels...!

Anything That Annoys You Is "For" Teaching You Patience.

Anything That Annoys You Is "For" Teaching You Patience.

Anyone Who Abandons You Is "For" Teaching You How To Stand Up On Your Own Two Feet.

Anything That Angers You Is "For" Teaching You Forgiveness And Compassion.

Anything That Has Power Over You Is "For" Teaching You How To Take Your Power Back.

Anything You Hate Is "For" Teaching You Unconditional Love.

Anything You Fear Is "For" Teaching You Courage To Overcome Your Fear.

Anything You Can't Control Is "For" Teaching You How To Let Go And Trust …!!

3 Dec 2013

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho...

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho
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Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho
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Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho
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Haadsa:- Pata Chale K,
Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho..

Hahaha Thoko Like

Where r u right now??

Where r u right now??
A. Home
B. School
C. college
D. University
E. Office??
F. Other (specify)

In 3 idiots...

In 3 idiots,
Amir told that -

"wo
dekho gadha, pahle Engg kiya,
fir MBA karke bank me job kar rha hai"
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you remember
that?
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Peopler still doing that

I accept things that I dont want to..

I accept things that I dont want to.....
I say sorry for the things, even if I am not...!

I'll always do everything that can bring a smile on HIS face...at least that can make his mood better..

At the end of the day..“ HIS MOOD AFFECTS MINE“....
But still I LOVE HIM.

Respect Girls !!

"A heart touching message by a woman...
Some one asked her.......
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time working
house-wife. I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a""mum"",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law .....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays, I don't get sick
leave, I don't get day off...... I work
through day and night..... I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....
""what do you do all day""
Respect for girl......."

Wo roye to bahut par mujhse ...

Wo roye to bahut par mujhse muh
mor kar roye..
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Koi
majburi rahi hogi jo dil tor kar roye
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Mere saamne kar
diye usne meri tasveer ke tukde
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Pata chala mere
peeche wo unhe jodkar roye...

TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE...

TRUTH OF SCHOOL LIFE...
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A First Bench Student Knows the Answer of
Every Problem . .
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But Last Bench Students Knows how to Face Every Problem .

I'm Afraid...

I'm Afraid That If We Begin To Put Our Trust In Human Help.. Some Of Our Divine Help Will Fail Us ....!!

Love Is Love...

Love Is Love, When I Am Loved By
You,
Love Is Special When I Am Near You,
Love Is Life When We Are One,
Love Is I Am Yours And You Are
Mine

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola...

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar
pahuch
gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Mareez toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300
mein
le aaya...
Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked!!

True Or False ?

True Or False ?
"A girl never express her liking for
a boy ..Thinking boy should
express first."
And
"A boy never express his feelings
with a fear of losing her as a
friend. "
that’s why the love stories end
before they even start.

Comment "So True" if you agree
Like & Share...

"Every day "

"Every day "
" Every time "
" Every where"
"I may not be with you...!!!
But
" My thinking ..!!!
" My care ..!!!
" My msg's ..!!!
" My prayers..!!!
" My love..!!! &
" My lovely wishes are "always " with
you "...♥♥♥

Gutno Se Rengate Rengate...

Gutno Se Rengate Rengate,
Kab Pairon Par Khaad Huaa,
Teri Mamta Ki Chhav Mein,
Jaane Kab Bada Huaa,
Kala Teeka Doodh Malayi,
Aaj Bhi Sab Kuchh Vaisa Hai,
Main Hi Main Hu Har Jagah,
Pyar Yeh Tera Kaisa Hai,
Seedha Sadha Bhola Bhala,
Main Hi Sabse Achha Hu,
Kitna Bhi Ho Jaau Bada,
Maa Main Aaj Bhi Tera Bachha Hun…

Different varities of mom...

Different varities of mom..
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Doctor MUMMY
"ek thapad padhega to theek ho jaoge"
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AaLSI MUMMy
"ek baat tmhe kitni bar batani padhti hai"
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DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
"Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi"
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Purani MUMMY
"Jb me tmhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi"
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Feture WALI MUMMY
"Mujhe pata tha, yeh tute ga"
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CONFUSED MUMMY
"me insan hu k machine??"
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SELFISH MUMMY
"lunch me parathe tumare liye diye the ya tumare dosto k liye?"
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SHAKKI MUMMY
"10 me se 10 no.. zarur tmne cheating ki hogi"
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Par inn sb ke baad b BEST hai hum sbki MUMMY :))

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai..

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai..
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Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To Bhi Pyar Deti
Hai.
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Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti
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Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf ♥“Maa”♥ Hoti Hai..
Ek Like toh bnta hai Bo$$

Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa banjata hai,....

Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa banjata hai,
Jane kab kaun zindagi ka hissa banjata hai,
Kuch log zindagi me milte hain aise,
Jinse kabhi na tutnewala rishta banjata hai…

95% will not answer this and 80% will get it wrong..

95% will not answer this and
80% will get it wrong..
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Try it and answer in 5
seconds..
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988888988888888
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How many "9" (s) Can You
see??

Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baap ki jaan...

"Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baap ki
jaan....
Facebook par photo dalkar na karo
badnaam....
Kya pata us din yeh dharti hi hil
jaye....
Jab kisi page par aapki hi behan ki
photo mil
jaye....
Us din aankh se bebasi ke aansu mat
rona....
Main sach kahta hun logon apne
zameer ko kabhi
mat khona"
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Ye poem un Sab ke liye hai, Jo kisi
Bhi ladki ki
photo churakar
upload karke yeh puchtey hain Ki "Ye
item kaisi
hai?"
Its da Most Disgusting Thing
Happining Dese days
on FB,
So Share it as much as u can, To Stop
all Dis
Nonsence...

2 Dec 2013

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me...

Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
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Damad : Ye Kya majak hai sasur ji ?? .
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Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..

Ek tha Raja Ek thi Rani...

Ek tha Raja
Ek thi Rani
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond
rahayho??? Bola na kahani
khatam.
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Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekhta.

Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekhta.
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Wen U Worried:- Koi Nhi
Dekhta. . .
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Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekhta.
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala usi din Pura Khandan Dekh Leta
Hai................

mere sath to hmsha hta h asa. .

Newly Married Couple...

Newly Married Couple
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Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho?
Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag ho
gai hain.
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Biwi : Koi baat nahin ab me aagai hun
na,
Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi

The Sweetest Reaction...

The Sweetest Reaction Of A Girl After A Fight..
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. Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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. Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!

One of the best school memory:

One of the best school memory:
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Counting students in each row to see which paragraph I have to read out
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yaad aya kuch ?

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE....

Read at ur oen risk(u will like dis)
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind
your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due
love and respect each other. Then absolutely there
will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger
issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some
examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should
buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the
super market, when & where to go on vacation,
which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.
Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not
etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues.
Like whether America should attack Iran, whether
Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe,
whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether
Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom
should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you
know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these
decisions".