3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account
banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya
hai...bohot
maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat
nai hai...Tell
me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on
Facebook is
Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log
daalte hai
post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo
daal diya!
Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal
diya! Post
hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se
ghire hue hai
sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick
tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me
comment, ek
second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge?
Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
posted through
mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop
via
different operating system using
internet on
Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bola seedhe
shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai
toh orkut
ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao... :@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us,
to protect
our private data i.e pictures,
messages or
personal information for being stolen
or used
for bad purpose by hackers or anyone
else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul
gaya tha.

Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol
sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha
sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya...