Teacher: Who created the earth?

Teacher: Who created the earth?
(Boy pokes a girl's back with a pen)
Girl: Oh god!
Teacher: Good girl. Correct ans!

Teacher: Who was born on 25 dec?
(Boy again pokes the girls bck)
Girl: Oh jesus!
Teacher: Very Good. Correct ans.

Teacher: Wat did Eve tell 2 Adam when they had their 17th baby?
(Boy does on girl's back again)
Girl- If you don't stop inserting that thing in me now.
I'll break that into 2 pieces and just put it into your nostrils.

Teacher fainted!