Ladki mandir me:" Hey Bhagawan...

Ladki mandir me:" Hey
Bhagawan...
Kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera
boyfriend bana do..
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Bhagawan:" Ghar chali ja beti..
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Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend
nahi banate...

Boys Thoko Like

 

Special Request for Girls .

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne name kay aage,

"Angel, Princess, Sweet, Lovely..."etc. Naa Lagaye...
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad ladko ka Princess aur angels par se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai...

Thank You...

Agree Boys ?? = Thoko Like 

This one is for the India and Pakistan match........

This one is for the India and Pakistan match. Chillana hai to India india chillana..... Pak pak to murgiya bhi karti hai. 

Dost teri yaad me............

Dost teri yaad me, SuSu Lag Gayi..
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Wah Wah wah
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A Dost Teri Yaad Me, SuSu LagGayi
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yeh bhi toh aansu hi hai pagle bas rasta bhatak gayi.
    

Pogo Joke...

Pogo Joke...

“Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi
Tragedy Kya Thi.. ??
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Answer: “Pehle To Gabbar
NeThakur Ki Biwi ko Maar Diya
Aur Phir..
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Bechare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat
Diye....   

Jis Ko samajh Me Aaya...Thoko
'Like'

baki sab pogo dekho.. 

Aajkal ki Ladkiya..

Aajkal ki Ladkiya..
Sabji Mandi me sabji kharid
rahi hongi..
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aur agar Boy Friend text
karega
where are you ?
..
to reply karengi:-
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Darling ghar jaa k baat karti
hu,
abhi zara Mall aai hoon
shopping karne..
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Agree ??? Boys then thoko
lyk

MIND BLOWING LINE EVER . .

MIND BLOWING LINE EVER . 
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Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam Haasil
Karne Ki Koshish Karo Ki Log Aapka
Naam,
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FACEBOOK Par Nahi,
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GOOGLE Pe Search Kare..  

What is the intresting thing in tom and jerry..??? .

What is the intresting thing in tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,

aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to swimming suit pehan k jayenge..

Hit Like for tom and jerry..

True Lines..!!

True Lines..!!

Its Difficult To Wait For Someone,
And Its More Difficult To Forget
Someone.
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But..
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The Most Difficult Thing Is To Decide, Whether To Wait Or To Forget Someone..!

Dupatta sar par hona chahiye . . . . . . . . .

Dupatta sar par hona chahiye
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Galey mein to kuttey ka patta
bhi
hota hai...   

Once An Old-man was waiting 4 Train...

Once An Old-man was waiting 4 Train...

Boy:What's the Time?

Old-man: Sorry

Boy: Time?

Old-man:No!

Boy: Why?

Old-man: If I tel u the time,
u will ask me my name, my job etc.
Then both of us will be frank.. May be u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 receive me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u & I'm sorry I don't want a son in- law who doesn't even have a watch!
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Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap.. 

How Many Likes For This Line...??? .

How Many Likes For This Line...???
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"Abe Ek Line bata de, Fir to mai 3 page bhar hi doonga..    

Rajnikant ka 1 Rupiya Balcony se gir gaya... .

Rajnikant ka 1 Rupiya Balcony se gir
gaya...
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Rajnikant niche pahunchato Rupiya
nahi mila...!
Kyo?
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Kyuki Rajnikant 1 Rupiye se pehle
niche pahunch
gaya...

100% Toofani joke...............

100% Toofani joke
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...
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Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek

Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat

Humne

Baari-Baari Bajayaa..
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jo samjha wo share karein

bakki pogo dekho pogo..   

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..

Boy to girl in a party . .

Boy to girl in a party
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Boy: kitne bhai behen ho !
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Girl: 6 !!
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Boy :- maa baap ko aur koi
kaam nahi tha kya ??
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Girl :- tum kitne ho ?
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Boy - 1
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Girl -: baap me dum nahi tha kya...?.
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Girlz rox..boys shox

True Love Story.... .

True Love Story....
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Ek Ladka Apni G.f Se Milne
Daily Park M Jta Tha,
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Lekin Ldki Pahle Pahucti Thi Aur
Ldka Hmesha Late Pahucta Tha,
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Lekin Ldki Ne Kvi Use Kuch Nhi Kha.
Ek Din Ldki Park M Nhi Aai Toh Ldka
Uske Ghr Chala Gya Waha Jakar
Use Pata Chala Ki Ldki Ko Blood Cancer H
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Aur Vo Wahi Gir Gir Kar Rone Lga Aur,
Isi Dukh Me Wo Sucide Kr Liya Aur
Ek Note Chor Gya
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TUM HAMESA JALDI AATI THI AUR
MERA WAIT KRTI THI LEKIN,AAJ MAI
JALDI JA RHA HU AUR TUMARA WAIT KARUNGA..
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agar pasand aye toh dil se like karna

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko lek ghumne jata hai . .

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko lek
ghumne jata hai
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. ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahat tez barish me kya hua
hoga..
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Socho...
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Socho...
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Nahi pata... .
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Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai..
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ladka dar k bhag jata hai...
Hahahahaha
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Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??

Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??
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Pappu:"Yo Mom Its Fashion
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Maa:"Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri
Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai or Tujhe Pasand
Kar Jate
hai...

For this, is a special time when family...........

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together, for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of JANMASHTMI and always..
Happy JANMASHTMI..

Shri Krishna k kadam ............

Shri Krishna k kadam apke ghar aaye....
Aap khushiyon k deep jalayye...
Pareshani apse ankhe churaye...
Krishna Janmotsav ki aapko subh kamnaye...
Happy Janmashtmi.

Krishna jisaka nam hai...........

Krishna jisaka nam hai,Gokul jisaka dham hai aise bhagvan ko ham sab ka pranam hai..
HAPPY JANMASHTAMI.

I wish u HAPPY JANMASHTMI.....

 I wish u HAPPY JANMASHTMI andI pray to God for ur prosperous lifeMay u find all the delights of lifemay ur all dreams come trueMy best wishes will always be with U

Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi Hota...!

"Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi
Hota...!
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Toh . .
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. Maa Kasam college Me Topper
Hota.....!!!!!

Banta ke ghar ladka hua,

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo
phir bhi
dukhi tha?
Kyon?
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Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke
baad ladka
hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Dad : Beta maine tere liye 1 ladki dekhi h......

Dad : Beta maine tere liye 1
ladki dekhi h

Jo Bhagyvati hai Gunvati hai
Sarswati hai !!
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Me : Dad meri 1 gf h jo
garbhvati h !!

Baap 6 sal ke bete se:" So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega.. . . . . . . . . . .

Baap 6 sal ke bete se:" So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
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Beta:" Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,

Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se...

Hahahaha Thoko Like

कुछ हास्यास्पद बाते--

कुछ हास्यास्पद बाते--
1.मनमोहन सिंह देश के प्रधानमन्त्री हैं?
2.राहुल गाँधी युवा नेता हैं?
3.कांग्रेस आम आदमी की पार्टी है?
4. दिग्विजय सिंह इंसान है?
5. अरविन्द केजरीवाल
को सत्ता का लालचनही है?
6. कपिल सिब्बल जी को मौखिक बवासीर
नही है?
7.मुलायम सिंह
की भाषा को हरव्यक्ति समझ सकता है?
8.नितीश कुमार धर्मनिरपेक्ष नेता हैं?
9. अडवानी जी प्रधानमन्त्रीनह
ी बनना चाहते?
10. और इस पोस्ट को आपने लाइक
नही कियातो आपकी इज्ज़तमेरी नज़र में
और बढ़ जायेगी?

Mummy kehti hai ...

Mummy kehti hai :
'phone off kar, neend aa jayegi'...
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unhe kaun samjhaye k
bina phone ke neend nahi aati,
neend aur udd jati hai..!!!   :V

Girls Marks in Computer:"

Girls Marks in Computer:"
99/100 Don't Know How
To Turn Off Computer
Properly and how to remove
PEN drive safely)
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Boys Marks In
Computer:"44/100 Knows how To HacK
Computer)
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Boys Agree ?? = Thoko Like

Tum hi ho , ab tum hi ho . . . . . ..... . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . ..... . . . ... . .. . . . . . . .... . .

Tum hi ho , ab tum hi ho
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. Saare fasad ki jadd ab tum hi ho

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~~~

~~~Kamina Bachha~~~~~~
Boy : "Papa mummy ka pait itna
phula hua kyun hai..??
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Papa : "Kaminey tujhe sab pata
hai..
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Boy : "Promise papa mujhe nahi
pata..Aap batao na..
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Papa : "Paani bhara hua hai
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Boy : "Oh No.!! Phir to Bhai doob
hi
gaya hoga..

classroom is not a place to sleep

classroom is not a place to
sleep
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Then home is also not a place
to study   

Engineering student to a girl-

Engineering student to a girl-

Student : Mere pass intelligence hai,
sense of humor hai ,

tumhaare pass kya hai??

Girl : I am hot
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Student : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi
jala de, iss gareeb ki  

Two girls are traveling in a train...

Two girls are traveling in a train...

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:

JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!! 

Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . !

Boyfriend : I want to kiss
you . . !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant
ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se
pregnant????
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girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek
bar shuru ho jati hu
toh
m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...
..
Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de :)

Mind blasting fact of Rajnikant. .

Mind blasting fact of Rajnikant.
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British wale sab 1947 me kyu desh
6odkar chale
gaye
????????????????????????????????????
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socho
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socho socho.
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kyuki unhe pata chal gaya tha ki
1948 me
Rajnikant ka born hone wala
hai!!!!!!!!!!
Mind it 

Amazing msgs... .

Amazing msgs...
. “The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder... 
My Girlfriend

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman...&.
If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one

Give respect to women...

3Idiots- Year 2009 - 1800 screens-Ticket Price- Around 150

3Idiots- Year 2009 - 1800 screens-Ticket Price- Around 150

Chennai Express- Year2013- 3800 screens-Ticket Price - 300.

In 2009- 1$ = around INRs 45 and 
In 2013-1$ = INRs 64

And People Say CE beats 3 Idiots At The Box-Office.

It's easy to Deactivate account,

It's easy to Deactivate
account,

Unfriend someone,

Delete a number,

Ignore a call...

But...

Moving on and erasing
that person from your
heart seems impossible. . . 

What’s The Difference Between Hungry And Horny?

What’s The Difference Between Hungry And Horny?
Superb Answer By Sunny Leone..
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“It Depends Where I Put The BANANA“

Pappu's application to the principal ...

Pappu's application to the principal 

To,
..
The Principal
High school,
Sir, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees
k liye
Rs.500 diye
the.
.. 100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya. 
..
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k
sathchakkar hai, par unka to
aapke sath b
chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash! ..
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend Pappu Lal ...   

Everytime you hurt me, but, i dont get angry with you.

Everytime you hurt me,
but, i dont get angry with you.

Everytime it pains,
but, i dont say a word to you.
…
Everytime you say sorry,
i forgive you on the spot.
Because..
Everytime you make a mistake,
i punish myself….
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That’s how much I Love You 

aj kal ki generation ko sbse jada tension kb hoti hai... . .

aj kal ki generation ko sbse jada tension kb hoti
hai...
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exam ki ?
. nhi...
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result ki ?
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nhi... .
tab hoti hai jb so kr utho
aur
Mobile aas paas Naa ho...  
Agree to thoko like 

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se
Puchha.
Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra
The, Aur Pandu
Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?
Chinki Huste Hue: Mam, Kyuki Jinki
Aankhen Hoti
Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai

Neechay sach likha hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Neechay sach likha hai
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upar Jhoot likha tha..  

Teacher- Isko Hindi me translate karo..

Teacher- Isko Hindi me
translate karo..
Hey frnds, Look a Beautiful
Girl is standing there..
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student : Wo Dekho saalo ,
Tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai...

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.

Mom: lets practice math ok.. ??

Mom: lets practice math ok.. ??
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7 yr old kid: ok….
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Mom: lets start wid addition……

if ur gf
gave u 2 dairy milk n 2 ice crm…

Whts ur ans…??
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Kid: luv u janoooo..

What is the peaceful romantic moment?

What is the peaceful romantic moment?
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It's when ur lover is sleeping...
And
you r watching her/his innocent face with
love...♥♥♥